Weekend Joke

Conductor asked one of his passengers:wey ur money?
Passenger replied: I b staff.
Condoctor queried:which kind staff u b?
-u b police? No!
-u b soldier? No!
-u b navy? No!
-u b air force? No?
So wetin u be now! Abeg pay ur money!
D passnger replied: i b boko haram!
All d passngers shouted: WHAAT!!!
conductor u dey mad? Oga boko sorry sir, abeg no vex,we go pay 4 u sir.
Everybdy screamed DRIVER NEXT JUNCTION.
Driver said e be like na here I go drop too!     Happy Friday, have a sweet weekend.